Passenger commits unspeakable act on NZ1 25/11 LAX-AKL J cabin lav I just got off NZ
Nov 24, 2011, 11:46 am
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Passenger commits unspeakable act on NZ1 25/11 LAX-AKL J cabin lav I just got off NZ
I just got off NZ1 25/11 LAX-AKL.
A passenger committed an unspeakable act in the Business Premier lavatory that's right behind the flight deck door. Said passenger attempted, but did not fully succeed, in washing the evidence down the lavatory sink.
I checked the hand soap and the facial lotions and they were nothing like what was in the sink. I cleaned it up myself using the ample supplies of towels NZ has in their BP lavs--I did not think any of NZ's delightful F/As should have to deal with such nonsense.
(The flight was otherwise fantasic.)
A passenger committed an unspeakable act in the Business Premier lavatory that's right behind the flight deck door. Said passenger attempted, but did not fully succeed, in washing the evidence down the lavatory sink.
I checked the hand soap and the facial lotions and they were nothing like what was in the sink. I cleaned it up myself using the ample supplies of towels NZ has in their BP lavs--I did not think any of NZ's delightful F/As should have to deal with such nonsense.
(The flight was otherwise fantasic.)
Nov 24, 2011, 5:37 pm
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I just got off NZ1 25/11 LAX-AKL.
A passenger committed an unspeakable act in the Business Premier lavatory that's right behind the flight deck door. Said passenger attempted, but did not fully succeed, in washing the evidence down the lavatory sink.
I checked the hand soap and the facial lotions and they were nothing like what was in the sink. I cleaned it up myself using the ample supplies of towels NZ has in their BP lavs--I did not think any of NZ's delightful F/As should have to deal with such nonsense.
(The flight was otherwise fantasic.)
A passenger committed an unspeakable act in the Business Premier lavatory that's right behind the flight deck door. Said passenger attempted, but did not fully succeed, in washing the evidence down the lavatory sink.
I checked the hand soap and the facial lotions and they were nothing like what was in the sink. I cleaned it up myself using the ample supplies of towels NZ has in their BP lavs--I did not think any of NZ's delightful F/As should have to deal with such nonsense.
(The flight was otherwise fantasic.)
Nov 24, 2011, 6:22 pm
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This post isn't relevant to Air Points. It should stay in TravelBuzz or Omni. (or just kill the thread, I was incensed when I posted and it seems irrelevant now!)
Nov 24, 2011, 6:24 pm
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Actually I think it's relevant. This is why some people were so annoyed with the Rico sexual talk (not just people on this board, but NZ flight attendants). Some people are pervs and we want to discourage them, not encourage them.
Nov 29, 2011, 3:35 am
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Quite recently, as I walked past the larger toilet at Door 3L on the 777-300, a young couple emerged, bold as brass, and returned to their PE seats.. I had a quiet word with them, but I have to admit I was taken aback.
Mostly I was taken aback because for many years now my tactics have clearly been in error: Previously I have wined and dined women I liked, plying them with sweet nothings in the ear, flowers and fragrance. It turns out that a faecal smeared vacuum lavatory bowl and whistling sink plughole are all that were required for seduction. When I think of the money that I have wasted....
Mostly I was taken aback because for many years now my tactics have clearly been in error: Previously I have wined and dined women I liked, plying them with sweet nothings in the ear, flowers and fragrance. It turns out that a faecal smeared vacuum lavatory bowl and whistling sink plughole are all that were required for seduction. When I think of the money that I have wasted....
Dec 28, 2011, 3:17 am
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Dec 28, 2011, 3:24 am
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I just got off NZ1 25/11 LAX-AKL.
A passenger committed an unspeakable act in the Business Premier lavatory that's right behind the flight deck door. Said passenger attempted, but did not fully succeed, in washing the evidence down the lavatory sink.
I checked the hand soap and the facial lotions and they were nothing like what was in the sink. I cleaned it up myself using the ample supplies of towels NZ has in their BP lavs--I did not think any of NZ's delightful F/As should have to deal with such nonsense.
(The flight was otherwise fantasic.)
A passenger committed an unspeakable act in the Business Premier lavatory that's right behind the flight deck door. Said passenger attempted, but did not fully succeed, in washing the evidence down the lavatory sink.
I checked the hand soap and the facial lotions and they were nothing like what was in the sink. I cleaned it up myself using the ample supplies of towels NZ has in their BP lavs--I did not think any of NZ's delightful F/As should have to deal with such nonsense.
(The flight was otherwise fantasic.)
Dec 28, 2011, 4:32 am
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Dec 28, 2011, 5:58 am
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"We've simplified the complexity of our bathroom accessories by enhancing all passengers to choose from the available one". Seems to follow the current trend of downgrades described as enhancements ...
Agreed. Normally I'm not too fussed but I had the driest hands and wanted something for them. Definitely a step down.
Agreed. Normally I'm not too fussed but I had the driest hands and wanted something for them. Definitely a step down.
