The Joon Joke
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The Joon Joke
Like many Air France observers including serious analysts, I had failed until now to understand how dressing twenty-something year- old FAs in white sneakers and Popeye-the-sailor-man T shirts was going to save Air France from impending doom. After all, they had had Air Inter and UTA, they still have HOP! and Transavia, and the company keeps sinking lower and lower thanks to the unsustainable demands of employees disconnected with today's market realities.
And then I got it during a CDG -NAP flight, brilliantly explained by one of those youngsters who knew exactly why he was there: While the flight crews are, for the time, paid exactly as their AF counterparts, the cabin crews operate on a much cheaper scale.The number of planes and destinations increases regularly, new cockpit crews will need to be added, most likely coming from outside and hired by Joon, a structurally independent company from Air France. If and when the mainline AF crew costs become unsustainable, Air France may have to be closed down, unable to compete in the market. Joon, larger than now, will by then have a younger cheaper and non-unionized employee base perfectly able to take over Air France activity on a transitional basis, just the way Crossair substituted for Swissair in 2002. Joon is therefore needed, as HOP! is a mere brand without a corporate structure and Transavia has too many links and implications with its Dutch namesake and with KLM. Everything else is windows dressing and unavoidable future union busting... Clever!
Back to right now, Joon's modus operandi makes no sense and is as unappealing as possible, trying to do what Easyjet does well, but far less competently than Easyjet. These things need thinking and they haven't been thought of. Check-in at CDG 2F is in a remote inhospitable zone (5) which feels, looks and smells like a refugee camp. Passengers are made to check-in with automats and to affix their baggage tags without guidance or supervision, probably resulting in tags falling off and baggage left behind or misdirected.
One of the FAs on my flight was in very VERY bad need of a shower.. The catering was minimal, not expensive but very unattractive compared to Easyjet, Vueling or Iberia. To top it all, I was seated (by choice and at a cost) in the row between two overwing emergency exits (11C).. After the smelly FA did (well) his job removing my neighbor's everything in the seat, sweater, handbag, sandwich bag, to put them in the overhead locker, I noticed that my seat was fully reclinable and blocked, when reclined, optimal access to the exit behind me. I never saw this in decades of flying and notified the FA who told the purser. Upon disembarking, the captain drew me aside and seriously explained that this was perfectly normal and admissible. DUH... Case rested.
I returned in "Business Class" on another Joon flight two days later. Extremely minimal catering, tiny inedible politically correct things ("organic"), minimal drink service, not even a refill. Why not just provide for free a choice of what is for sale in Coach? It would not be good but at least less bad.
Joon may be ready to take over if/when Air France finally collapses, but its present operation from a passenger standpoint has many MANY wrinkles.
And then I got it during a CDG -NAP flight, brilliantly explained by one of those youngsters who knew exactly why he was there: While the flight crews are, for the time, paid exactly as their AF counterparts, the cabin crews operate on a much cheaper scale.The number of planes and destinations increases regularly, new cockpit crews will need to be added, most likely coming from outside and hired by Joon, a structurally independent company from Air France. If and when the mainline AF crew costs become unsustainable, Air France may have to be closed down, unable to compete in the market. Joon, larger than now, will by then have a younger cheaper and non-unionized employee base perfectly able to take over Air France activity on a transitional basis, just the way Crossair substituted for Swissair in 2002. Joon is therefore needed, as HOP! is a mere brand without a corporate structure and Transavia has too many links and implications with its Dutch namesake and with KLM. Everything else is windows dressing and unavoidable future union busting... Clever!
Back to right now, Joon's modus operandi makes no sense and is as unappealing as possible, trying to do what Easyjet does well, but far less competently than Easyjet. These things need thinking and they haven't been thought of. Check-in at CDG 2F is in a remote inhospitable zone (5) which feels, looks and smells like a refugee camp. Passengers are made to check-in with automats and to affix their baggage tags without guidance or supervision, probably resulting in tags falling off and baggage left behind or misdirected.
One of the FAs on my flight was in very VERY bad need of a shower.. The catering was minimal, not expensive but very unattractive compared to Easyjet, Vueling or Iberia. To top it all, I was seated (by choice and at a cost) in the row between two overwing emergency exits (11C).. After the smelly FA did (well) his job removing my neighbor's everything in the seat, sweater, handbag, sandwich bag, to put them in the overhead locker, I noticed that my seat was fully reclinable and blocked, when reclined, optimal access to the exit behind me. I never saw this in decades of flying and notified the FA who told the purser. Upon disembarking, the captain drew me aside and seriously explained that this was perfectly normal and admissible. DUH... Case rested.
I returned in "Business Class" on another Joon flight two days later. Extremely minimal catering, tiny inedible politically correct things ("organic"), minimal drink service, not even a refill. Why not just provide for free a choice of what is for sale in Coach? It would not be good but at least less bad.
Joon may be ready to take over if/when Air France finally collapses, but its present operation from a passenger standpoint has many MANY wrinkles.
Last edited by Cofyknsult; Jun 21, 2018 at 1:38 am
#2
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I returned in "Business Class" on another Joon flight two days later. Extremely minimal catering, tiny inedible politically correct things ("organic"), minimal drink service, not even a refill. Why not just provide for free a choice of what is for sale in Coach? It would not be good but at least less bad.
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#5
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#6
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On Italian routes, with Alitalia virtually DEAD and being the sole competition, it is quite obvious that AF / Joon does not feel the competitive heat. Things will hopefully change when the new Air Italy replaces them. They have Qatar Airways' deep pockets.
#7
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Between Paris and Italy, there is much more competition from low cost operators (and Alitalia, even if "virtually dead" is still operating a lot of flights)
#8
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Join Date: Sep 2014
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Like many Air France observers including serious analysts, I had failed until now to understand how dressing twenty-something year- old FAs in white sneakers and Popeye-the-sailor-man T shirts was going to save Air France from impending doom. After all, they had had Air Inter and UTA, they still have HOP! and Transavia, and the company keeps sinking lower and lower thanks to the unsustainable demands of employees disconnected with today's market realities.
And then I got it during a CDG -NAP flight, brilliantly explained by one of those youngsters who knew exactly why he was there: While the flight crews are, for the time, paid exactly as their AF counterparts, the cabin crews operate on a much cheaper scale.The number of planes and destinations increases regularly, new cockpit crews will need to be added, most likely coming from outside and hired by Joon, a structurally independent company from Air France. If and when the mainline AF crew costs become unsustainable, Air France may have to be closed down, unable to compete in the market. Joon, larger than now, will by then have a younger cheaper and non-unionized employee base perfectly able to take over Air France activity on a transitional basis, just the way Crossair substituted for Swissair in 2002. Joon is therefore needed, as HOP! is a mere brand without a corporate structure and Transavia has too many links and implications with its Dutch namesake and with KLM. Everything else is windows dressing and unavoidable future union busting... Clever!
Back to right now, Joon's modus operandi makes no sense and is as unappealing as possible, trying to do what Easyjet does well, but far less competently than Easyjet. These things need thinking and they haven't been thought of. Check-in at CDG 2F is in a remote inhospitable zone (5) which feels, looks and smells like a refugee camp. Passengers are made to check-in with automats and to affix their baggage tags without guidance or supervision, probably resulting in tags falling off and baggage left behind or misdirected.
One of the FAs on my flight was in very VERY bad need of a shower.. The catering was minimal, not expensive but very unattractive compared to Easyjet, Vueling or Iberia. To top it all, I was seated (by choice and at a cost) in the row between two overwing emergency exits (11C).. After the smelly FA did (well) his job removing my neighbor's everything in the seat, sweater, handbag, sandwich bag, to put them in the overhead locker, I noticed that my seat was fully reclinable and blocked, when reclined, optimal access to the exit behind me. I never saw this in decades of flying and notified the FA who told the purser. Upon disembarking, the captain drew me aside and seriously explained that this was perfectly normal and admissible. DUH... Case rested.
I returned in "Business Class" on another Joon flight two days later. Extremely minimal catering, tiny inedible politically correct things ("organic"), minimal drink service, not even a refill. Why not just provide for free a choice of what is for sale in Coach? It would not be good but at least less bad.
Joon may be ready to take over if/when Air France finally collapses, but its present operation from a passenger standpoint has many MANY wrinkles.
And then I got it during a CDG -NAP flight, brilliantly explained by one of those youngsters who knew exactly why he was there: While the flight crews are, for the time, paid exactly as their AF counterparts, the cabin crews operate on a much cheaper scale.The number of planes and destinations increases regularly, new cockpit crews will need to be added, most likely coming from outside and hired by Joon, a structurally independent company from Air France. If and when the mainline AF crew costs become unsustainable, Air France may have to be closed down, unable to compete in the market. Joon, larger than now, will by then have a younger cheaper and non-unionized employee base perfectly able to take over Air France activity on a transitional basis, just the way Crossair substituted for Swissair in 2002. Joon is therefore needed, as HOP! is a mere brand without a corporate structure and Transavia has too many links and implications with its Dutch namesake and with KLM. Everything else is windows dressing and unavoidable future union busting... Clever!
Back to right now, Joon's modus operandi makes no sense and is as unappealing as possible, trying to do what Easyjet does well, but far less competently than Easyjet. These things need thinking and they haven't been thought of. Check-in at CDG 2F is in a remote inhospitable zone (5) which feels, looks and smells like a refugee camp. Passengers are made to check-in with automats and to affix their baggage tags without guidance or supervision, probably resulting in tags falling off and baggage left behind or misdirected.
One of the FAs on my flight was in very VERY bad need of a shower.. The catering was minimal, not expensive but very unattractive compared to Easyjet, Vueling or Iberia. To top it all, I was seated (by choice and at a cost) in the row between two overwing emergency exits (11C).. After the smelly FA did (well) his job removing my neighbor's everything in the seat, sweater, handbag, sandwich bag, to put them in the overhead locker, I noticed that my seat was fully reclinable and blocked, when reclined, optimal access to the exit behind me. I never saw this in decades of flying and notified the FA who told the purser. Upon disembarking, the captain drew me aside and seriously explained that this was perfectly normal and admissible. DUH... Case rested.
I returned in "Business Class" on another Joon flight two days later. Extremely minimal catering, tiny inedible politically correct things ("organic"), minimal drink service, not even a refill. Why not just provide for free a choice of what is for sale in Coach? It would not be good but at least less bad.
Joon may be ready to take over if/when Air France finally collapses, but its present operation from a passenger standpoint has many MANY wrinkles.
#10
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Regarding flights to/from Portugal (LIS and OPO), AF/Joon has a minority market share. TP operates 8 daily flights from LIS and 3 from OPO, while AF only operates 4 daily flights from LIS (except in the peak of summer) and 3 weekly from OPO. In addition to this, routes to Paris are also operated by U2, TO, ZI (which now also code-shares with TP), FR and VY from both LIS and OPO. And in the business segment, TP wins hands down in terms of meal service.
#11
Join Date: May 2017
Location: MAN
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For my first Joon flight this week - to a monsoon-soaked BOM:
J9 C9 D8 I7 Z7 O7 W6 S6 A6 Y9 B9 M8 U5 K4 H3 L0 Q0 T0 N0 R0 V0 X0
Looks like I will be in splendid isolation in PE - only 3/21 seats sold so far - unless there are some good upgrade offers from Eco or Joon crews already have a friends and family upgrade 'policy' in operation...
J9 C9 D8 I7 Z7 O7 W6 S6 A6 Y9 B9 M8 U5 K4 H3 L0 Q0 T0 N0 R0 V0 X0
Looks like I will be in splendid isolation in PE - only 3/21 seats sold so far - unless there are some good upgrade offers from Eco or Joon crews already have a friends and family upgrade 'policy' in operation...
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For my first Joon flight this week - to a monsoon-soaked BOM:
J9 C9 D8 I7 Z7 O7 W6 S6 A6 Y9 B9 M8 U5 K4 H3 L0 Q0 T0 N0 R0 V0 X0
Looks like I will be in splendid isolation in PE - only 3/21 seats sold so far - unless there are some good upgrade offers from Eco or Joon crews already have a friends and family upgrade 'policy' in operation...
J9 C9 D8 I7 Z7 O7 W6 S6 A6 Y9 B9 M8 U5 K4 H3 L0 Q0 T0 N0 R0 V0 X0
Looks like I will be in splendid isolation in PE - only 3/21 seats sold so far - unless there are some good upgrade offers from Eco or Joon crews already have a friends and family upgrade 'policy' in operation...
#13
Join Date: May 2017
Location: MAN
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it seems that you are mixing different information source here. Your 3/21 comes obviously from the seat map and this a very unreliable indication on the actual bookings in W. The other figures you posted (W6 S6 A6) shows that there are only 6 seats bookable in PE, so this is rather indicating relatively solid bookings. Add to that Eco which seems to be well booked too : the numbers you post, in my experience, indicates an an almost full Y cabin (so overflow to W may happen). J cabin seems to be wide open.
Last edited by PeteM01; Jul 4, 2018 at 8:23 am
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Join Date: May 2017
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it seems that you are mixing different information source here. Your 3/21 comes obviously from the seat map and this a very unreliable indication on the actual bookings in W. The other figures you posted (W6 S6 A6) shows that there are only 6 seats bookable in PE, so this is rather indicating relatively solid bookings. Add to that Eco which seems to be well booked too : the numbers you post, in my experience, indicates an an almost full Y cabin (so overflow to W may happen). J cabin seems to be wide open.
I have to say that the cabin crew were excellent: young enought to be my children but efficient, courteous and sometimes entertaining. I had a Plat greeting and my request for a glass of red from the J cabin was honoured during the meal. There was also a complimentary glass of champagne or juice before take off, and complimentary wine with the main meal. The aperitif, as reported elsewhere, was BoB and I did not ask about a digestif, being already a little sozzled. There was no offer with coffee, so I am guessing the Poire Williams is not available (or would have to be purchased).
The new PE seats are a big improvement, with great legroom in the bulkhead rows. The recline was good enough for a few hours sleep but the intrusion of the reclined seat into the row behind may be an issue. The cushioning, though firm, was much better than the buttock-deadening 'shell' PE seat found elsewhere in AF. All-in-all, it was a good experience and I would be happy to take Joon PE on long-haul in the future.
#15
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: Switzerland
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I've done 4 short-haul flights in C with Joon this year and while it's not statistically significant I must say that the recognition I've got as a Platinum has been always better than the average on AF flights - usual stuff, being called by name (on AF rarely happens), extra attention during service, etc.. and in general I find the crew to look/act a little less frustrated than the standard AF attitude I guess this is mainly due to more recent hiring and training.