[IN FLIGHT] Shaves on a Plane; the Hall of Shame for passengers behaving badly on AC
#797
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Canadia
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Get some pepper, and a cup with a small amount of water.
Bring back to your seat.
Open the pepper packet. Inhale it deeply.
Sneeze, turning your head towards the feet.
As you sneeze, pinch a bit of water and toss it towards the feet.
If you've got more than one sneeze in you, go for it.
Don't forget to say "excuse me" of course.
#798
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: YVR/YEG/YYZ depending on day
Programs: E35K, FPC Platinum
Posts: 392
I like that idea.I've always felt the confines of a plane renders my behaviour to be more diplomatic, quiet, and controversy averse- while outside of a plane it is the opposite.
Go to back of plane.
Get some pepper, and a cup with a small amount of water.
Bring back to your seat.
Open the pepper packet. Inhale it deeply.
Sneeze, turning your head towards the feet.
As you sneeze, pinch a bit of water and toss it towards the feet.
If you've got more than one sneeze in you, go for it.
Don't forget to say "excuse me" of course.
Get some pepper, and a cup with a small amount of water.
Bring back to your seat.
Open the pepper packet. Inhale it deeply.
Sneeze, turning your head towards the feet.
As you sneeze, pinch a bit of water and toss it towards the feet.
If you've got more than one sneeze in you, go for it.
Don't forget to say "excuse me" of course.
#799
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Join Date: Sep 2014
Programs: AC SE100K-1MM, NH, DL, AA, BA, Global Entry/Nexus, APEC..
Posts: 18,877
Onboard AC 7 and some woman moved into 3A after boarding. She was not originally in that seat. She stinks like someone who bathed and soaked her clothes with some toxic perfume.
Today it’s the 40J equipment today. I told the SD and while this might offend some of you, I lectured the pax that you do not fly with that kind of disgusting scent and subject the rest of us to this for the next 14 hours.
Then the crew also talked to her and she told them she took the perfume from her hotel. And that matters how.
It is not a subtle smell and now the entire left side of main J stinks and I’m seriously pissed off.
And we’re delayed as well.
I think Air Canada needs to have a scent-free policy similar to other businesses and public facilities especially when such idiots are too self-absorbed or clueless to consider how their choices affect others
Rant over.
Today it’s the 40J equipment today. I told the SD and while this might offend some of you, I lectured the pax that you do not fly with that kind of disgusting scent and subject the rest of us to this for the next 14 hours.
Then the crew also talked to her and she told them she took the perfume from her hotel. And that matters how.
It is not a subtle smell and now the entire left side of main J stinks and I’m seriously pissed off.
And we’re delayed as well.
I think Air Canada needs to have a scent-free policy similar to other businesses and public facilities especially when such idiots are too self-absorbed or clueless to consider how their choices affect others
Rant over.
#801
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: Prince Edward Island
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Posts: 1,582
That reminds me of a recent flight where a girl draped her very long hair over the headrest, completely covering my husband's tv screen and intruding onto his meal tray. But, she was a nervous, first-time flyer, who just wasn't thinking and she quickly moved it when asked, so I'm not nominating her for the hall of shame
#802
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Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Ontario, Canada
Programs: Aeroplan, IHG, Enterprise, Avios, Nexus
Posts: 8,355
One request to move his hand and in the absence of immediate compliance a seat-kicking campaign the likes of which he's never experienced.
#803
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 4,519
please do not tell me this is seat 3A on an E90. I had that a number of times during my EYW run last year.
#809
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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