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Shaves on a Plane; the AC forum Hall of Shame for passengers behaving badly in-flight

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Old Feb 25, 18, 6:22 pm
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Originally Posted by Badenoch View Post
Silence is consent.
A rousing game of little piggies might be in order. Grab a toe and ask if it likes roast beef.
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Old Feb 25, 18, 6:32 pm
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Originally Posted by YVRYEGYVR View Post
Bare feet being shoved into the window gap to my left, tickling my elbow a couple of times on ac215 yyc to yvr today.
Go to back of plane.
Get some pepper, and a cup with a small amount of water.
Bring back to your seat.
Open the pepper packet. Inhale it deeply.
Sneeze, turning your head towards the feet.
As you sneeze, pinch a bit of water and toss it towards the feet.

If you've got more than one sneeze in you, go for it.

Don't forget to say "excuse me" of course.
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Old Feb 27, 18, 7:24 pm
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I like that idea.I've always felt the confines of a plane renders my behaviour to be more diplomatic, quiet, and controversy averse- while outside of a plane it is the opposite.

Originally Posted by jerry305 View Post
Go to back of plane.
Get some pepper, and a cup with a small amount of water.
Bring back to your seat.
Open the pepper packet. Inhale it deeply.
Sneeze, turning your head towards the feet.
As you sneeze, pinch a bit of water and toss it towards the feet.

If you've got more than one sneeze in you, go for it.

Don't forget to say "excuse me" of course.
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Old Mar 3, 18, 1:30 pm
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Onboard AC 7 and some woman moved into 3A after boarding. She was not originally in that seat. She stinks like someone who bathed and soaked her clothes with some toxic perfume.

Today its the 40J equipment today. I told the SD and while this might offend some of you, I lectured the pax that you do not fly with that kind of disgusting scent and subject the rest of us to this for the next 14 hours.

Then the crew also talked to her and she told them she took the perfume from her hotel. And that matters how.

It is not a subtle smell and now the entire left side of main J stinks and Im seriously pissed off.

And were delayed as well.

I think Air Canada needs to have a scent-free policy similar to other businesses and public facilities especially when such idiots are too self-absorbed or clueless to consider how their choices affect others

Rant over.

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Old Mar 10, 18, 9:12 pm
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Hey man, hands off my screen! (Hmm, why is my image getting cropped? What you should be seeing is the guy in front of me putting his hand over the back of his seat, onto my video screen.)

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Old Mar 11, 18, 6:05 am
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Originally Posted by musicmtl View Post
Hey man, hands off my screen! (Hmm, why is my image getting cropped? What you should be seeing is the guy in front of me putting his hand over the back of his seat, onto my video screen.)
That reminds me of a recent flight where a girl draped her very long hair over the headrest, completely covering my husband's tv screen and intruding onto his meal tray. But, she was a nervous, first-time flyer, who just wasn't thinking and she quickly moved it when asked, so I'm not nominating her for the hall of shame
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Old Mar 11, 18, 6:11 am
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Originally Posted by musicmtl View Post
Hey man, hands off my screen! (Hmm, why is my image getting cropped? What you should be seeing is the guy in front of me putting his hand over the back of his seat, onto my video screen.)
One request to move his hand and in the absence of immediate compliance a seat-kicking campaign the likes of which he's never experienced.
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Old Mar 11, 18, 7:55 am
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Originally Posted by musicmtl View Post
Hey man, hands off my screen! (Hmm, why is my image getting cropped? What you should be seeing is the guy in front of me putting his hand over the back of his seat, onto my video screen.)

please do not tell me this is seat 3A on an E90. I had that a number of times during my EYW run last year.
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Old Mar 11, 18, 7:59 am
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please do not tell me this is seat 3A on an E90. I had that a number of times during my EYW run last year.
Haha, 3A, I wish. No, it was 13D on an E175.
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Old Mar 14, 18, 8:55 pm
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No idea when this was taken....
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Old Mar 14, 18, 9:11 pm
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No idea when this was taken....
I will do a free haircut for him/her.
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Old Mar 14, 18, 9:53 pm
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No idea when this was taken....
just before the scissors came out
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Old Mar 14, 18, 11:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Yhztraveller View Post


No idea when this was taken....
Is that someone's hair or a dead animal used as a hat?
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Old Mar 14, 18, 11:48 pm
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Originally Posted by Low Roller View Post
girl draped her very long hair over the headrest, completely covering my husband's tv screen and intruding onto his meal tray.
round tipped scissors are allowed thru airport security. problem solved.

or some already-been-chewed gum (left by a prior pax, of course)
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Old Mar 15, 18, 1:01 am
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Originally Posted by expert7700 View Post
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or some already-been-chewed gum (left by a prior pax, of course)
That sounds good too, unfortunately living in Singapore I don't have chewing gum handy.
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