Originally Posted by
oneofthosepeopleyouloveto hate
I informed my supervisor, and he told me that my partner understood it, which (as it turned out) was not the case. He was clueless, too! So (as so many here accuse the TSA of doing), we simply made it up as we went along!

Those new badges will really help you to maintain your authority in future hum-a-few-bars-and-I'll-fake-it situations.
Seriously, thanks for being honest. ^