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Old May 12, 08, 10:49 am
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: USA & UK -- AA EXP 3.5MM, Hyatt Diamond, SPG Plat, Avis President's Club
Posts: 6,412
I'm probably in the minority here, but I think OP and wife should get a free upgrade to F. After all, it is their big day. Their hotel room should be comped, as well as all dining during their honeymoon. They should get a free mansion to live in when they return from the trip, along with free servants for life. They should be waved gratis through grocery store checkout lines. Prepaid electric bills. Fill up at gas stations, drive off without paying, and no cop chases them. Exempt from all taxes. They should never have to work a day in their lives, yet be guaranteed a fully-funded retirement. Free rides on any pony in the world. Never have to tip anyone, especially skycaps.

Being cute and fun should be worth -something-.
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