Originally Posted by SimuAndy

So there we are, traveling southbound from Seward alaska to Vancouver BC on Holland America. I've been playing piano for the Catholic Mass every day, and this time was no exception -- and I was acting as server-boy, which is funny because I'm 6 foot 7 inches tall and quite a big guy.

I happen to have my cell phone with me, because I use it as a clock/watch. Yes, you can see it coming now...

Father goes to bless the gifts, and I've got my hands full with the water, dish, and towel. Suddenly you can hear the strains of "The Pink Panther Theme" blaring out from where I had left my cell phone sitting on the piano; I turn bright pink myself, and father asks sotto voce, "The pink panther?" I shrug and apologize, and say it could have been worse, that my "incoming text message" ringtone was the opening bars of "JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR!"