Originally Posted by UNITED959
(1) Invite a UA employee over to your home to "eat." Make the time 8p. When they arrive, tell them that since it's 8p, they'll only be getting a snack, not a full dinner.
(1a) tell them they need to arrive 2 hours before dinner.
(1b) At 7:55, announce that dinner will be delayed 10 minutes. Every 10 minutes, push that time back an additional 15 minutes.