Here's what I'm gonna write on my baggie:
"Chertoff and Hawley are both idiots and their infantile "security" solutions to real security concerns are laughable. And if you're dumb enough to think this is an actionable threat, then you're too dumb or emotional to work for the TSA or to be carrying a gun as a peace officer. If you interpret the words on this baggie to be a threat, then do us all a favor and resign. Immediately, Idiot."