Translations
As a public service to my fellow FTers, here you go:
English: Kip Hawley is an idiot.
French: Kip Hawley est un idiot
Spanish: La kilolibra Hawley es un idiota
German: Kip Hawley ist ein Idiot
Italian: Il Kip Hawley è un idiot
Now for the fun one:
Arabic: كيبي هاولي هو يحتسي
It comes across the same way in any language!