This has to be the stupidest (near) diversion of all:
- A United Airlines flight out of Chicago's O'Hare International Airport was delayed because a small boy said something inappropriate, according to a government official speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information. "He didn't want to fly," the official said.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060826/D8JO04AG1.html
(Second to last paragraph.)
This just has to be some sort of joke.