Their book needs updating to reflect this weeks changes.
Tip # 102. Profit from new emerging possibilities with the black market and your position.
Use your rollaboard to smuggle bottles of high quality bottled water onto the plane, sell it for $5 or what the market will bear. For the real daring entrepreneurs in Red Tail land, those little bottles of hand lotion are 49 cents at Costco, priceless at 35,000 feet, if you get our drift. Thank TSA for creating these new profit centers.
They bought one of our overpriced tickets, what more proof do you need that every piece of SLF is stupid, has lots of money, and easily parts with it? Use it to your full advantage in these tough times. With hard work and no regard for the law, in one year you can make almost as much as your CEO makes in an hour. On your next visit to McDonalds you might afford to eat inside rather than use the Dive Through service out back. Good luck, and please don't strike.