weenie
n : a smooth-textured sausage of minced beef or pork usually smoked; often served on a bread roll [syn: frank, frankfurter, hotdog, wiener, wienerwurst]
Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University
Shame on you mikey, you are a bad, bad man calling somebody a hot dog. I propose thirty lashes with a wet noodle.