Originally Posted by Randy Petersen
As for the process of eating:
- I will NEVER drink a soda or other liquid beverage from a straw. Please never offer it to me that way.
- I will NEVER change hands to use my knife when dining. The change-over to cut and change back seems like a lot of waste of time and for no apparent reason - food could get cold by then.
While some of your others are weird
these two are exactly right.
22. Unless I have been having severe vomiting problems and have been told to sip ginger ale (the only time when that stuff should be drunk, btw) while lying prone, then and only then will I gratefully accept a straw.