I as well have my own:
- It can only be Miracle Whip, never, and I repeat never, mayonaise.
- hot dogs can ONLY be accompanied by mustard, onion (must be chopped) and relish.
- Relish can NEVER be dill or other relish, only sweet pickle.
- Soup of most major kinds must be accompanied by enough crushed crackers to make the soup become solid. it cannot have any moisture left outside the crushed crackers.
- I will NOT eat cold toast, no matter how hungry or who is giving it to me.
- I will NEVER eat cold pizza, not even warm. It must be reheated so that there is at least a nickel sized pool of melted cheese on the plate next to the crust.
- I will NEVER eat a room temperature deviled egg, must be quite cold.
As for the process of eating:
- I will NEVER drink a soda or other liquid beverage from a straw. Please never offer it to me that way.
- I will NEVER change hands to use my knife when dining. The change-over to cut and change back seems like a lot of waste of time and for no apparent reason - food could get cold by then.