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Old Feb 3, 2005 | 5:58 pm
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graraps
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"I have to tell you again, Fred, this is a very important deal we are speaking about. It's a winner-takes-it-all arena. We must make sure we are up to scratch to see this going through, it is absolutely vital. And, of course, there are quite a few millions of Euros to be had as comm...wait a sec, I've got to pass through airport security.....(sound of coins and keys getting out of pocket)....OK so where were we... WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANNOT BE USING MY PHONE WHILE WALKING THROUGH THE METAL DETECTOR? IT'S MY PHONE AND I 'LL DO WHATEVER I LIKE WITH IT ....so you won't understand!!! Do You Know Who I Am?? I am one of Schiphol's best customers, if it weren't for me you'd probably be working over in the red light district! You're wasting my precious time and I have to be in the lounge so that I can get some work done. Okay, I will leave it here but I will not let this happen again...Excuse me for a minute, Fred, I have to comply with the moron's stupid orders."
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