Old Dec 29, 04, 4:42 pm
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Originally Posted by red456
Handcuff your bag to your wrist, Max, and tell them that a person at the other end of your flight has the key.
Or better yet tell them you have to call "The Boss" and then speak into the heel of your shoe....
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