So how about shredding that union contract and doing the next logical step after self-service check-in -- self-service FIRST! Only you, up to 13 other passengers, and a fully stocked galley!
Additionally, you could save a ton of money by ditching those almost-new movies and just install a bunch of cameras in the F cabin. That'd be the IFE for all the other cabins! Every 30 minutes, someone would get voted out...