Originally Posted by Akoz

I feel like this is missing some possible BA enhancements. Such as;
Press 1 - to speak to someone straight away (£XXX or XXXXX avios) OR One case of Toilet paper
Press 2 - to speak to someone soon (£XX or XXX avios) Or 6 rolls of Toilet Paper
Press 3 - to speak to someone possibly (£X or XX avios) Or Two Rolls of Toilet Paper
Press 4 - and we might get round to speaking to you

Obviously there would be options of POUG PTUG your position at any random point while listening to music, and prices for customisation such as other music.