Originally Posted by Splotly

Santa has excelled himself this year - all my wishes come true - I’ll be out there the same time as the legendary MaldivesFreak...


- Drone: check
- GPS coordinates of MF’s villa: check
- HMS Hoard suggestion card (2 Jan arrival pre filled in): check
- Inflatable flamingo (extra large, extra pink): check
- Speakers (to help old codgers join the party): check
- Print out of wiki (in case anyone ‘politely’ refers me to): check
- Voodoo doll pins (for GM): check
- Spare complaint forms: check
- Loads of dollars for tips: check


Wow I think we’re all packed and good to go....