At some Sheraton hotels, the badges said, "Connected to..."
As in, "Lisa. Connected to Paragliding."
"Tom. Connected to Birdwatching."
Naturally, I had all kinds of snarky and indecorous ideas.
"Connected to Money Laundering"
"Connected to Multi-drug Resistant Gonorrhea"
A family friend moved to the States, and he got excited to get a badge that said, "from Colorado."
Since he wasn't doing too well on the dating scene, he asked for a badge that reflected his true origin, "from Lyon, France."
It didn't work. Women still weren't interested.