Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: SEA, or BOS, or MUC, or other places (probably connecting). "Detroit, Michigan is in the Eastern time zone."
Programs: DL PM/1MM, AS 100K, NEXUS/GE, CLEAR, Bonvoy Platinum, Hilton Gold
Posts: 1,201
Mine was even more amusing, since it was clearly generated some time before it was sent.
The timeline:
Sunday, 0247 PST: email that I'd reached the SkyMiles Platinum Amex MilesBoost threshold and received 10K MQM & 10K RDM. That was enough to finish qualifying for DM (already had the MQD).
Monday, 0305 PST: "Diamond Medallion Status Is Yours" email.
Monday, 1508 PST: "With This Opportunity, 2020 Diamond Medallion Status Is In The Bag". This email shows me as a PM and offers an amazing deal: for only $2,999 I can get 5,000 MQM, 9 MQS, and 2,999 MQD! (I'm not actually eligible now that I'm a DM.)