Now it might be that it's gone 0400 and I'm a little drunk too but fair play on ya for writing a complaint that still managed to make yourself sound like a complete tit.
Perhaps the crew should have been a bit more, drunk me can't think of the right word, sympathetic maybe? You couldn't get your bag over a gap between the airbridge and plane but could swap SIM cards with one good arm? I know what I would find more difficult one handed.
Sorry mate, in the words of The Current Ex-Mrs Spike this very much sounds a case of "ooooo someone's tired"
Peace and love
Spike