Originally Posted by KLouis

The ultimate rules that are easy to remember!

1) Mondays-Wednesdays: Alitalia closes operations within six months.
2) Thursdays-Saturdays: Alitalia does not close operations.
Sundays: On a rainy Sunday follow rule # 1, otherwise rule # 2.

Note: These rules have been valid since the unity of Italy and they will remain valid as long as Italians will not put cream in their carbonara.