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Jun 5, 2019, 2:50 pm

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Originally Posted by seenitall

This is the best line that I have heard in a long time. You should have used it. Bravo.

Maybe Judge Mathis would have replied “I’m ‘Global,’ too,” while simultaneously flashing his Global Entry card.