Originally Posted by stut
Standby on an earlier flight? 'Do you know who I am' upgrades? Carry-ons the size of a small house? Missed your flight and want rebooked for free? Fancy a cigarette and can't be bothered looking for the smoking area?
All of this is also easy at AMS... with one exeption... the smoking part. Oh, and you'll have to speak Dutch in order to accomplish all this.
BTW, I liked your "the size of a small house" comment... ^