Actually, now that I think more about it: Do you even need both hands to wipe your butts?
I find that butt-wiping, among many other activities, is not impaired at all by missing an arm. I'm going on a limb (pun originally not intended) as someone who has wiped his butt with a broken arm that his "excuse" is complete bs
If he had said it's due to his obesity then it might be possible, but for a broken arm? That's gotta be a lie, right?
Last edited by pon18n; Jan 22, 2019 at 12:47 pm