Originally Posted by
kale73
This part is especially ridiculous: "I just spent hours next to a guy who was mαsturbating on this flight".
She also states that she was seated between the ...... (aisle) and her sleeping boyfriend (window) and "I had no idea what to do." Wake your boyfriend. He'll think of something.
Also, masterbating (sic) is misspelled in the URL.
It is definitely possible to 'bate for hours, especially on drugs. It's also possible the guy stopped and restarted.
The URL's misspelling and the fact the "a" is replaced with a Greek letter alpha is hilarious.