"Might want to step up and go some actual place, instead of getting free drinks at the UC."
Take a plane ride for two instead. Ideally, you can find an acceptable restaurant at or near an airport near your home (say an hour's flying time or less).
Airport parking = $0
TSA line - non existent
You can bring whatever wine, champagne, etc, along with you on the plane, and you can drink it! (Four drinks of "airline-quality" wine will set you back $7.50 each..For $30 you can get a lot better choice.)