Originally Posted by
robandjojo423
I was greated by a turd in the toilet in my room on my 200 stay in doubletree docklands in London ... lovely
That's definitely the kind of greeting I'm more used to getting, as opposed to the fancy front-desk ones that the high-rollers further upthread are describing. Though one property really went the extra mile - they gave another guest keys to my room and sent him to greet me while I was in the shower. Surprise!