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Old Jun 27, 18, 2:49 am
Join Date: Jun 2014
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Trigger warning: another faecal post.

I once witnessed a man place a plastic turd on his reassigned seat, because he'd been bumped from his preferred choice. I assume he flew a lot, and carried around this prop for such purposes.

He fake-jumped into the aisle, whilst pointing at it, and told CC that he couldn't possibly sit in his reassigned seat (because turd).

The colour drained from CC's face until CSM turned up to see what was going on. CSM appeared to recognize, with an anguished smile, the plastic-turder. My how we laughed as he was deplaned.*

*That's my fantasy ending. Of course he wasn't deplaned
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