Originally Posted by
Renes Points
Anniversary One: Marriage is "Enhanced" by (insert whatever)
Anniversary Two: Marriage license is hidden
Anniversary Three: "You want dinner, twice as many chores"
Anniversary Four: You can no longer visit your family anymore - just mine (clubs)
Anniversary Five: I know I made you a promise, but I was really just kidding (upgrades)
How is that for a start?
Awesome. ^
Don't forget that immediately after the wedding, the "lifetime" vows become "complimentary annual" vows.
David