Old Jan 6, 18, 10:24 pm
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spades097
 
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Originally Posted by JamesBigglesworth View Post
If it is in Amerikaland then I'd scream loudly and say things like "Oh my god!" at least twenty times in a row because apparently that helps.

Otherwise, it's nearest exit and out.

People stopping to get luggage are to be helped by stopping to beat them senseless: if you're going to die because of the stupidity of someone else then you may as well die somewhat avenged. Not my job to help others - if US carriers are going to spout the "we're here for your safety" then they can damn well do their job and look after the bottom of the survival bell curve.
Yes, because people freaking out during an emergency is unique in America. Please enlighten us with all of your experience evacuating aircraft.
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