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Old Oct 13, 2017, 10:25 am
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Chris_G
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Programs: BA Gold, Avis President
Posts: 436
Red face Constipation Sir...

Yes Sir,

constipation sir...the enemy of any long haul flight and a tier point run in particular...

Massive porkfest in the F lounge at 7am followed by "second breakfast" (as per Lord of the Rings ) whilst flying to whatever EU destination is going to be the launch pad for the trip. Then lunch on the return trip followed by "afternoon tea" and "early dinner" in the F lounge as you wait for the long haul main event. Finally of course, dinner (a BA signature steak of course) on the long haul to wherever...

The risk is significantly increased if all snacks that are presented are then consumed and champagne drunk.

The result means arriving at the destination with a gut full of decomposing red meat. Alcohol, the salty snacks and cabin air also ensure maximum dehydration and errr... resulting hardness of the etc etc

Dulcolax to the rescue...!!

I wish this wasn't true...Chris
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