Seriously though, I'd love to hear a response from SPG on how they can condone some of these BS amenities (some of which COST EVEN MORE $$$!!!) as part of this bogus "resort fee." At least next door at the Ritz ($75 PLUS 10% service charge) you get non-motorized beach toys, inflatables etc... plus snorkeling gear. The Westin? The right to pay for ice cream by the pool. Unreal.