We need some objective criteria for these "worst stay ever" thread titles to avoid wasted clicks.
I would suggest at a minimum that the facts involve something along the lines of (a) vermin, (b) soiled linens, or (c) someone else's dirty underclothes on the bed. "I was walked in on naked" could also make the cut. A dead body would obviously qualify.
But I'm sorry this one doesn't come close. I'm really disappointed.