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Oct 18, 2016, 11:05 pm

#297

kettle1

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Originally Posted by atword

Maybe UA needs a new class of service called NUT CLASS where all the DYKWIAs can sit. I envision it being stocked with a big personal can of warm nuts and a special bottle of whine, with an ego-massager built into the seat.