Yes this could prove entertaining
Whenever
As in Elemis Spa available whenever you fly long-haul into or out of London Heathrow and New York JFK
Translation - sometimes
Dedicated
As in "a direct line to our dedicated team of customer support staff"
Translation - minimum wage call center staff with a highly variable knowledge
Speed
As in Bronze card holder can speed through the airport by using our business class check-in desks and priority boarding
Translation - futher clog up the already clogged up security lanes
Priority boarding
The first 50% of those on the aircraft.