Old Mar 26, 16, 12:18 am
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Oakshadow
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: BUR
Programs: AA, DL Gold, AS, UA, VS, HA, Hilton Gold, Marriott Gold
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Originally Posted by MADPhil View Post
Befriend and travel with someone who has status. You may then be allowed to use your coupons if you are both upgraded.
Innocent flyer: My sister called and said her dog died.
Obsessed FTer: Oh that's too bad... Hey, we're in the upgrade window. Did it come through?
Innocent flyer: Aren't you concerned about my sister's emotional state right now?
Obsessed FTer: Uh, yeah, sure. Poor dog. So are we sitting in first?
Innocent flyer: Did you become friends with me just so you might get to use your expired 500 mile stickers for the next time you travel?
Obsessed FTer: Uhhhh...
Innocent fler: 1. You can't use them. 2. We didn't get the upgrade - Dallas to JFK? Are you kidding me? 3. Get out of my house. 4. Get a job.
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