"Thank you all very much for participating in this first phase of the proposed security enhancement. Our highly skilled and competent technology team will now carefully log each of your results and feedback onto UA-branded paper napkins for further analysis. This information will be tremendously helpful in determining readiness for roll-out to MP members globally. Oh wait....
Furthermore, this haphazard and random method of reporting is preferred over a systematic and controlled method for identifying what worked and what didn't throughout the process. Oh wait...
In exchange for your time today, and the outside chance you experience difficulties tying to sort out how to log back into your MP account, here's a token of our appreciation. Oh wait... "
Sorry, feeling bad for many of you caught in this pickle. Some bad judgement by UA. I thought this might have passed with new leadership