I'm feeling a bit filky today, and could just hear the thread title in my head to the tune of 'Do You Hear What I Hear?' Doesn't scan perfectly, but I hope it works well enough
Said the silver at the boarding gate
'Do You Know Who I am?'
See my baggage tag, little man
'Do You Know Who I am?'
Elite, elite,
Coming down the 'bridge
With a bag as big as a fridge
With a bag as big as a fridge
Said the drunken one to the cabin crew
'Do You Know Who I am?'
'Do You Know Who I am?'
Fill my glass up now once again
'Do You Know Who I am?'
'Do You Know Who I am?'
Soar up in the sky
I'll be in the lav getting high
I'll be in the lav getting high
Said the silver one to the exit row
This is where I will sit
This is where I will sit
Place where I deserve- exit row
'Do You Know Who I am?'
Bright one, bright one, needing of this seat
You will yield to the glow of elite
You will yield to the glow of elite
Said the one to the agent at the gate
'Do You Know What I paid?'
Upgrade me, peon, every time
'Do You Know What I paid?'
Full coach full coach, going cross the sea
So none more important than me
So none more important than me