A sidebar to the Heavely bed story:

The "W" hotels also have this gadget phone that at least in my case you need a P.H.D in Engineering to figure out!!! I got a dial tone but I could nto make a call or find the answer button.

The C-D players are nice too. I played "the Jingle Cats, version 1.0" when I first stayed at the W hotel (got that C-D at an flea market. it's great holiday music in MEOW!)

And I was playing Christmas music in April. Glad I didn't get arrested!