Originally Posted by
MBS MillionMiler
I commend you on a fun read first-thing this morning. I took this post as tongue-in-cheek, and I hope others do the same.
That was the intent. Just trying to have a little fun at my own expense. If the pedantic literalists feel like using it as an exercise to stoke their ire, then I guess I have served a dual purpose.
I ain't even mad. United is like a drunk uncle as of late. Keeps showing up at family BBQs smashed -- to the point where you just need to laugh when he falls down and inevitably knocks over the grill.