Didn't see anyone post it here yet but I was reading about the new DIA lifetime requirements.
The most laughable part is the 1000 nights... given if you requalify with the minimum of 60 nights per year, that'll take about 16 years to reach if my math is correct. I'm sure HHonors will look a lot different (if even existing) then!
http://loyaltylobby.com/2015/02/11/h...nts-published/ for a good laugh.