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Old Feb 9, 15, 10:52 am
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Paris, Chicago, Rome, London, St John
Programs: DeltaPrivateJet, Ritz PP, Delta 4 million miler - Flying Colonel; AA Exec Plat (3 million + USAir)
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In first window
A guy who is as wide as I am tall plops down in the aisle seat after raising the middle bar with half his a.. in my seat
He then attemps to put his "too large" bag under my feet

I tell him to lower the arm rest and move his bag

He refuses (can't fit in seat otherwise)

I call flight attendant and she instructs him to do the above. He refuses saying he is a diamond and 8 million miler. Flight is full. Finally, I get pissed and tell them that per rules he needs to buy 2 seats. He again states who he is. Finally Capitan comes back and kicks him off to applause of cabin with him threatening he will call Richard Anderson and get all fired
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