Doesn't everyone know that Santa is a fat, white, US American? At the very least he has his green card since I see him working in malls around the US in December.
Unless he's from Lycia (St. Nicholas).
Or maybe he's Russian (Grandfather Frost).
Finnish (Joulupukki)?
If he's Dutch (Sinterklaas), then we have problems. Not only is he thin (so there is some sort of imposter using the passport in the kiosk in the CBP video), but he has a companion (Zwarte Piet) that wears disguising face makeup and won't match his passport image (and is not so subtly racist to boot).
Or better yet, are robots eligible for GE? Might get "X" every time due to a lack of fingerprints.
