Old Sep 16, 14, 8:44 pm
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nsx
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Dear Hawaiian Airlines® World Elite MasterCard®,

I own a professional basketball team, and for many years I’ve been sending really racist emails to my friends about pretty much every ethnic group there is. It turns out my secretary has been saving the emails and now she’s using them to extort me. What should I do?

Nothing But Anonymous

Dear N.B.A.,

Has your secretary considered the Hawaiian Airlines® World Elite MasterCard®? Not only can she use it to take a free trip to Hawaii, but she’ll also be getting double miles on direct purchases from Hawaii Airlines! Who’s got time for extortion when sunny beaches and palm trees beckon? Aloha!
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