1/3 UA6352 SFO-TUS, 7:34 pm departure on a SkyWest CR7.
751 miles: pretzels, one round of drinks.
1/15 UA3541 DEN-PIT, 6:09 pm departure on a Shuttle America E70.
1290 miles: no food at all, be it pretzels or snack boxes or anything else. As much booze as anybody wanted, though, served by a perfectly friendly FA.
I thought
the rule on UX was snack boxes on flights longer than 700 miles, but I'm zero for two so far this year in that regard.