I'd like to see where Gordon's gin is ranked...
There are opportunities here to hit almost all of the least respected brands on a single trip; fly Delta, charge the ticket to a Capitol One card, stop at Denny's on the way to the airport and then hit Rite Aid for some last minute purchases while wearing a pair of shoes bought at Foot Locker and something bought at JCP. Smoke a Marlboro outside the terminal and once on the plane, use the tablet you bought at Best Buy.