Great report!
The detour to the LX lounge was genius. I qualified for A3*G over the weekend and was planning on using the miles for a transcon J on United (once they make it 2-class), so you've convinced me to to make it ex-JFK and to leave time for that.
I guess one of the things about taking F off the ps routes is that the JFK F lounge will be closed. It really does look like a poor excuse for an F lounge. I agree that the LAX Global First lounge is a great refuge from T7, but the SFO F lounge blows even that out of the water.
Also couldn't stop chuckling about the picture with the Continental Globe glass and the United Tulip wine glass, neither of which represent the current design for the airline.
Again, great report. ^
Oh, and go Dodgers
Edit: I just realized that SFO-MSP is the oddest line on my FlightMemory as well (yes, even more odd-looking than the 2 lines to IPC)